Corrupt a wish! 8D

[ASPHYXIATION ?!]

This is a fun and easy game, guys.

You post a wish. Someone else posts a way to corrupt that wish, and then they make their own wish. And so on.

example ;

Bob - I wish I was superman

Sally - You are superman! But, as you fly along, you run headfirst into a building made entirely of kryptonite!


I'll go first...

I wish that I could sing like a rockstarrr.

[{!} Adler]

Wish G R A N T E D

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But you soon must have a sugery that makes you mute.

I wish I could turn into Adler!

(And shaddup. xD Computer pushed it for me. I didn't have a choice... so... bug off! x])

[Collizion}}]

WISH GRANTED

*sparkle sparkle fairy dust* But sadly your two personalities finally drove you crazy and you killed yourself =[


OK I wish....um I had a job XD
{{seriously, life gets hectic when your mom is constantly telling you to get a job XD }}

[I R I S <3]

You get a job but you then realize you never wanted to be a garbage girl, you then accidentally fall into the truck and you get poured into the landfill. Oops I guess your stinky, fired, and have no job..

I wish that I didn't have to go to work today (I am so tired and I have so much homework)

[ASPHYXIATION ?!]

WISH GRANTED.

But then, as you're lazily lounging on your couch, your crazed manager breaks your door down and drags you to work by your hair. Whoops.

I wish that it didn't just snow where I live.

[»Caliph]

WISH GRANTED

But instead of snow, it rains fire. Therefore melting your house down and making you homeless. Oops!

I wish my boyfriend would stop being a douche.

[ASPHYXIATION ?!]

WISH GRANTED

But then, he becomes overly nice and annoys you so much that you are forced to dump him.

I wish that I wasn't sick =P

[I R I S <3]

WISH GRANTED!

But when you get to school all of your friends have that sickness and cough on you! I guess someone is sick again!

I wish that I did not have this stupid French project

[ASPHYXIATION ?!]

WISH GRANTED!

But now you have a big english project D:

I wish I could write like Libba Bray <3

[I R I S <3]

WISH GRANTED!!

But his fans think you are copying his work so they throw you out of a window at the top of a building, uh oh


I wish that I was an actor

[ASPHYXIATION ?!]

WISH GRANTED!

But your acting is so phenomenal that you have an enormous fan base and fan girls drag you to your death.

I wish that school was over already.

[I R I S <3]

WISH GRANTED!

But since it ended early you had to go back the day after you ended for your next year of school. Bye bye summer break!!


I wish that tomorrow was the weekend

[={C a l y p s o}=]

GRANTED!?

But then they decide to make sunday a weekday.

I wish my iPod would stop freezing every two weeks.

[`` m o o s e --{!]

Granted!

But, ya' know what? Instead of 2 weeks, it freezes up for every 2 hours! Mwahehahehahuhahahe!?

I wish that.... I wish that I was good at graphics!

[I R I S <3]

WISH GRANTED!

But you are too good that everyone is jealous and seCretly hates you !


I wish that I could get my bio down(my biggest pet peeve)